*The following is the beginning from a rough short that was recently written. Bare in mind it has not been edited in any way; it is merely meant to give a taste to what I've been working on.*
"Hear me, all evildoers! You, skulking in the darkness of the allies! You, stalking the innocents in the streets! You, slinking and...slunking, in the...everywhere else! Hear me, and listen to my words closely, for you will need to heed them well. My name is Sir Edgar von Cleever, Righteous Knight of the Court of Standalot; and I am watching for you, with much vigilance! Vigilantly, I am watching you...vigilantly. So, next time you are skulking in the darkness of the allies; next time you're stalking the innocents in the streets; next time you are slinking and slunking, or even spelunking! Watch your backs, for you will not be able to get away with your evil deeds while I am on patrol! For I am vengeance; I am the day! I-am-Righteous Knight!
An empty can collided with the side of his head, signaling the end of Sir Edgar von Cleever's monologue.